LFW . . . Oh The Things I Heard AW16

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Many of you asked if there would be another overheard at fashion week post, you all enjoyed the first and second ones so much

So here it is, the things that made me wince, giggle or look in disbelief at the speakers . .

The Diva’s & The Ungrateful

 

Marshall – You need to move

Diva – You can’t tell me where to stand

Marshall – Nah, but that truck might

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I only do Front Row, (said by someone on the second row)

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Girl – We’re friends of the designer

PR Lady – Which one ?

Girl – (gives name, removed to protect PR lady)

PR Lady – Well that finished an hour ago, so if you want to see him, call him and find out where he’s gone as he ain’t here

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I’m going to break you if you don’t let me in first (they didn’t get in)

 

The Funny & Crazy

Person one – Second Season, still looks like a car park.

Person two – Still smells like one, I think someones pissed here recently

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So much wool this season, I hate it, NCP should stand for No Crap Pullovers

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I’ve made four days on coconut water and popcorn, I’ve lost weight without buying any food

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Friend one – The shops selling sex are so gaudy

Friend two – I bet Pam Hogg is jealous

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The most common one –  I wish I’d worn flats

The Funny Ones

Marshall one – Which one is he?

Marshall two – the one dressed funny

Marshall one – (scans a packed Brewer Street) Hows that supposed to help

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Black Cab Driver trying to get through – I hate Fashion Week more than I hate Boris & Uber

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Model to her colleague – I drew the line at walking down a river of blood for the show, seemed a bit much, I could have slipped and drowned (I have no idea what show that was, or where it was, could have been in the past, but tres theatrical)

 

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2 comments

  1. Lj

    Loved this! Definitely some of my favourite fashion week posts – I look forward to these all season! xo

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