LFW – Oh The Things I Heard . . . (SS16)

day 1-2

Many of you asked if there would be another overheard at fashion week post, you all enjoyed the last one!!

So here it is, the things that made me wince, giggle or look in disbelief at the speakers . .

The Diva’s & The Ungrateful

Them – Don’t you know who I am?

PR – I’m afraid I Don’t.

Them – Perhaps you should find out.

PR – If I needed to I’d already know

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Shall we go, I only came because I heard there was free booze, I don’t want to wait in line.

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Push in, we’ll get a better seat. (They didn’t, the PR sent them to the back of the line)

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If I don’t get moved to the Front Row I won’t write about you (blogger who has almost no hits at a rather large show)

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Goodie bag, its an insult to the name, there’s only a few things in it.

The Funny & Crazy

I know they said it was in a car park, but it really is a *****ing CAR PARK!!!

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(From behind a door) I love you all but who stole my Jelly Beans, I’m not doing anything until I get them back.

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PR 1 – Tell her she can’t bring that in, it’ll have to be left outside.

PR 2 – The baby or the pram?

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I love that dress, I can’t wait for Primark to rip it off.

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In the coffee shop by Brewer St)

Lady with LFW Lanyard – I said a cappuccino with No Froth.

Barrista – Oh you mean a Latte?

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Don’t forget this is actually just a big trade event, we are basically well dressed David Brent’s queuing to see good with a needle Alan Partridges.

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Just a couple of final ones, these always get said, I wish I’d worn flats, and do you have soy milk?

The Funny Ones

What do you mean it started on time, it’s fashion week, NOTHING starts on time.

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2 comments

  1. The “baby or the pram” killed me, haha!

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