LFW – Oh The Things I Heard . . .


We all love the shows, the fashion, and the clothes, but also we have a sneaky love of a diva, people being awful, and doing or saying terrible things. Well LFW15 was a beautiful occasion for all of this.

Hats off to the PR’s and teams that have to put up with this crap and still be polite and smiling . .

1 – “I’m a photographer I should be Front Row” Then was offered the chance to go in the press section “I need to sit down”.

2 – “I don’t like any of these flavours why haven’t you got the one I like, what’s the point of this” To a guy handing out free coconut water outside Somerset House.

3 – “Can I get Front Row, I’m a Blogger” after being told no, then clicked her fingers over the PR’s shoulder at her boss to make the same demand, can you guess what the answer was?

4 – “Why is it running late, do you know how busy I am” this is a fave of mine, if any show started on time the very concept of time would be broken and rip the world apart.

5 – “Well if I don’t get a decent goodie bag I won’t write about them, it’s a rule I have” overheard outside a show.

6 – “I was up partying all night” then fell asleep in the show, snoring while the models walked.

7 – “They should have a bus from the station” For those who have never been, there is a tube station almost under the venue.

8 – “What do you mean I’m not on the list, you should know who I am, let me in or you will get fired”

9 – “You should take my pic, I have the best outfit here”

10 – “Darling, I don’t queue” They were on the 4th row of seats, I’m about as famous as someone who never existed and they were a row behind me.

I love bad behaviour, it justifies mine as I can say “well at least I’m not that bad.” However the one thing I heard most was at the end of Day 1, and it was “I’m not wearing bloody heels tomorrow”

Roll on September.

About Ross Pollard

Since starting writing on my 31st birthday in 2011 I have held a number of positions at magazines and websites as well as regularly producing articles for numerous publications alongside contributing to TV & radio shows as a freelance fashion journalist including Hoxton Radio & Fashion One TV. Alongside writing, I have worked in other industries helping to design & grow digital platforms, develop businesses and support operations practices. This experience has proved invaluable in building an understanding of how businesses work, and the landscape in which retail, B2B commerce and other commercial operations develop. Knowledge of commercial interests has helped shape my fashion industry insights beyond critiquing of garments


  1. hahaha all of these comments are hilariously outrageous! Gisforgingers xx

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